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自我介绍范文幽默(精选6篇)

发布时间:2022-10-13 18:49:40阅读量:287

自我介绍范文幽默(篇一)

我很纯真,但绝不单纯,我内心复杂得让人难以想象,很多不经意的事可能都是我精心布置的。我也总在纯洁和好色之间徘徊,这一点最难说清。不过我真正的内心是极其善良的,宁可自己苦也不愿伤害任何人,心灵如水晶一般晶莹剔透。

都说我冷若冰霜,缺乏幽默。多和我接触吧,你会体会到什么是冷幽默,什么是真正的幽默,而并非品位低俗的搞笑。我十分看重枝微末节,常为了小地方的完美而忽略了大局。我工作勤奋、重实际,我不仅慎重且具有乐于助人的天性,我具有服务精神,并充分享受施予的乐趣。因为有一股来自精神的力量支撑我行动力,所以我看起来总是忙得团团转,但却乐在其中。问题是我很难放松心情去享受休闲生活,要我停下来休息,受困扰的情况就像别人遇到难题一般。我特别对人体的健康和卫生感到兴趣,也会对日常饮食力行节制。

我有时脾气很别扭。虽然说我大多时候都心胸开朗,亲切待人,但我讨厌被束缚,对于别人的意见和既成的说法,时常会提出反对的意见。其实没有什么理由,只是为反对而反对,完全是出于内心的不平衡感。

我的思考被人称为并列式思考,反映为思路宽广、较多飞跃、对事物的结论性意见得出较快等特点。

自我介绍范文幽默(篇二)

我叫徐子恒,就读于松江九亭初中二年级,我不是胖,而是结实。我爸爸是九亭中学的一名教师,妈妈在居委会工作。从小我就在开明又充满幽默感的家庭氛围中长大,使我养成了开朗活泼,自信热情的性格。

在学校我是个热爱学习,乐于助人的好学生。老师交给我的任务,我都会尽心尽责的完成,我也喜欢和别人分享自己的快乐和学习心得。在同学眼里我是个很有幽默感的小男孩,我老妈说,聪明的人不一定幽默,但幽默的人一定是聪明的。在班级排演的话剧里,我扮演了一个没有台词只靠面部表情来表演的角色,获得了老师和同学的一致认可,得到了最佳表演奖!在爸爸的影响下,我也喜欢运动,轮滑、骑车、羽毛球,乒乓球,足球,运动使人快乐,在运动中增强体质,学会与人合作,与人交流。我还喜欢英语,每年暑假,我都会参加英语兴趣班,在那里,不仅学到了知识,还结交到了朋友。我也喜欢电脑,但不仅仅是玩游戏,我还会安装简单的软件,修理一些小问题,是我们家的小小电脑专家,连爸爸妈妈都要向我请教呢!我们全家喜欢旅行,因为我知道,行万里路读万卷书,旅行能让我学到很多书本上没有的知识,每年寒暑假我们都会外出旅游,领略祖国美好河山。

在家里,我是个既懂事又爱劳动的好孩子。每天按时起床吃早饭,我还会自己煎鸡蛋下面条,尽量不让爸爸妈妈为我多操心;吃过晚饭,我会把家里几个垃圾桶清理干净;妈妈洗完衣服,我还会帮着晾晒。

我自信但不自大,我活泼好动但也会沉静思考。学习使我快乐,我快乐的学习着。不怕困难,永攀高峰是我的座右铭。我很想到你们学校来学习,我一定会努力学习,尊敬老师,团结同学,让自己成长为一名更加优秀的好学生。

自我介绍范文幽默(篇三)

Good morning. I am glad to be here for this interview. I’m and I have been working as a at for ... years since my graduation from University. During my undergraduate years, I developed an interest in . Then I took several selective courses on and read a lot of literature in this field. However, it is one thing to study theory in university, but another to put theory into practice. That’s why I decide to be a to enrich both my knowledge and practical experiences!

自我介绍范文幽默(篇四)

Good morning teachers and classmates,i'm glad to be here for name is ** and i come from grade seven class ** .I have a family of four,my mother ,farther ,brother and are getting along with each other ,i usually help my mother do house work when my farther is out of home and i am a deligted person and willing to help others while in like watching TV and playing basketball with my partners in part time.

I also need others encuragement while i don't pass eaxminaion .so i fee that we should help each for giving me a chance of makng a speech.

自我介绍范文幽默(篇五)

Hello! My name is Chen Danqing. My English name is Joy. I'm 14 years old. I'm a happy girl. I have a happy family. My father and my mother are both office workers. They're busy. But at weekends, they always cook nice food for me. I'm happy in the family. I love my parents and they love me very 'm a student at Dongzhou Middle School. It is very big and beautiful. There are many classroom buildings and office buildings. Besides the buildings, there is a big playground.

After school, there are lots of boys playing basketball on it. I think they are happy. There are a lot of flowers and trees in my school. They are beautiful. I like my school. In my school, I have many friends. All my friends are polite and helpful. My friends are all nice to me. They can make me happy. So I like playing with hobbies are listening to music and reading. I like pop music very much. I dislike sports because I'm not strong. It's hard for have a happy family, a beautiful school and many nice friends. I enjoy every day.

自我介绍范文幽默(篇六)

i was born in a small village of shan dong province on april 4th, 968. when i was young, my family was very poor, so i had to work to earn money to help my parents after class when i was in the middle school.

in 986 i was admitted by university of international business and economics (or: uibe) to pursue a bachelor degree in economics. my major is accounting in department of international business management. the undergraduate education gave me a wide range of vision and taught me how to cooperate with others. i developed several professional interests in accounting, finance, and international trade.

the following eight-year working experience offered me a good chance to give full play to my creativity, intelligence and diligence. in 990- 993, i worked as an assistant to funding manager in china national technical import and export corporation. in 993-present, i was employed by china kingdom import and export corporation to be the manger of financial and accounting division.

i do believe that with my hard early life, solid educational background and ample working experience, i would be an excellent student of you mba program.

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